Sunday, October 7, 2007

GUESS WHO'S GETTING MARRIED!?!?!?!?!?

POLAROID NOIZE

Not me. Or anyone else I know for that matter. Except this guy I work with, but I suppose that doesn’t matter.

Anyway, been busy. havent we all. so heres some wedding love for all. lets get married or some shit.

Something old

Sebastian Leger – Take Your Pills

Something new

Krafty Kuts – Bass Phenomenon (Jesse Rose Remix)

Something borrowed (I don’t know how you borrow a track but I got it off your mate so I guess that’s borrowing?)

Bag Raiders – Nil By Mouth

And something blue (from ol’ blue eyes)

Frank Sinatra – New York, New York

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

HEY NOW

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YO!!

Heres a little taste of up and coming Sydney djs HEY NOW
Check out their Myspace

Check out This Mix:

HEY NOW – Gay Watch Megamix

And Here's the track listing:

1. Baywatch Theme
2. Justice Vs. The Klaxons - 'We Are Your Interzone'
3. Justice - Genesis
4. Chemical Brothers Vs. Bonde Do Role - Gasolina Again (Hey Now Steve Nash-Up)
5. TEPR Vs. Cassius - My Feelings For Jacuzzi (Hey Now Hash-Up)
6. Uffie Vs. Justice - Ready To Phantom (Hey Now Pash-Up)
7. Codebreaker - We Don't Need No (EXILED) - Miami Horror
8. The Clash - Rock The Casbah
9. Para One - Dudun Dun (MSTRKRFT Remix)
10. The Paper Scissors - We Don't Walk (Hey Now 'Brim Don't Bite Remix)
11. Daft Punk - Da Funk (Hey Now Defunct Crash-Up)
12. Dr. Dre Vs. Justice - Forgot About Newjack (Hey Now/Dr. Dre 'benboyd' Remix)
13. Outro - Lost Valentinos - 17 Deaths (Hey Now Remix)

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

BBBUUUMMMBBBLLLEEEBBBEEEZZZ

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Prince Umberto & the Sister of ill is the name of the Bumblebeez latest album. Its pretty crazy, it covers all types of music over the 16 tracks; from hip-hop to acid dance and everything in-between. I’ve had it on repeat since I bought it, lots of basey bass lines and catchy vocals. Its definitely music you can dance around too, fun fun fun. My favourite songs would have to be Clubb Clubb, Black Dirt, Dr love and Rio at the moment but the whole albums growing on me and would be probably hard to pick favourites in a few weeks time. Heres a few tracks to download to give you a sneak peak. If you haven’t already bought the album get out there and get your hands on a copy.

Bumblebeez - Rio

Bumblebeez - Black Dirt

TODAYS FUN FACT

SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE?
The speed of the development process is determined by the diffusion of molecules within the developing film. Since blowing on or waving the film won't affect the movements of molecules in that film, it shouldn't change the development time. So by shaking your polaroid after it's been taken does not necessarily speed up the developing time.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Splendid Party Loves Everyone Nobody Declared Otherwise Unless Retarded

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music music music

2 days of music!!

I could sing sing sing alllll day day day about all the splendid music music at splendour splendour splennnnnndour.

Saturday songs started with muscley MUSCLESSSSS. WOOOOO AAHHHH. WOOOO AHHHH.
And im sure he drove more than one, One Inch Badge Pin through the hearts of the multitude of beautiful ladies in the crowd. Although im pretty 100% positive his chantings of peace love ecstasy in new album track 'Sweaty' were not ignored by most in Byron as was evident from the constant screams of I love you man around the place. And with the release of Muscles debut LP Guns Babes Lemonade only a couple of months away, his set was delivered most wonderfully and is sure to invite album sales in the millions. Well we hope so anyway. Heres a taster.....

Muscles - Chocolate Raspberry Lemon & Lime

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Keeping with the 'M' theme and album release theme (how convient I guess), Sunday saw Melbourne indie/electro heroes MIDNIGHT JUGGERNAUTS do some more damage to an already tender crowd with an amazing set coinciding with the launch of their debut lp dystopia. From mount Kosciusko to midginbill hill and back to Munich, the whole world currently loves the juggernauts right now. And why shouldn’t they with music as tasty as this...

Midnight Juggernauts - Into The Galaxy

Damn Arms - The Cormorant (Midnight Juggernauts Remix)

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mmm I seem to have run out of themes already, so I guess Saturday will have to be revisited. In particularly the magic carpet ride and a journey that will never be forgotten that was HOT CHIP. Who ever thought that a bunch of geeks from England with oxford educations and thick-rimmed glasses (and I mean no disrespect whatsoever) could make music that was almost the highlight of the weekend. From My Piano to an encore driven although probably pre planned over and over, hot chip were simply awe inspiring, bringing this avid listener and thousands of others who also ignored muscles advice to their knees in aural listening pleasure. Keyboards, bongos, maracas, synths, a guitar and my personal favourite the cowbell were used to build unbelievably unbelievable songs that did nothing but making everyone smile and dance and clap and laugh and just feel really good about themselves.

Hot Chip - Boy From School (Erol Alkan's Extended re-rework)

One cannot forget to mention the closing of Saturday with a dj set from aussie favourites LOST VALENTINOS dj crew 'KNIFE MACHINE'. Knife Machine had everything a man, woman or child could have wanted from a dj set. Bullshit music, a crowd idiot you love to hate, good looking girls, djs who had fun and interacted with the enthusiastic crowd, and some really cool effects. Song of the night could have been SebastiAns remix of rage against the machines classic killing in the name of. But for sentimental beauty and fitting in with the anything but lost valentions theme the award should probably go to the bagraiders mix of kafka which was played with much energy late in the Knife Machine set.

The Valentinos - Kafka (Bagraiders How D Ya Like It At Five Remix)

The beginning of Sunday saw a lot of tired bruised and still fucked up but still charging people take on the mix up tent for a set from triple j unearthed winners of the past the Bumblebeez. Most of the crowd would no doubt have been present to catch hit single dr. love, and the Bumblebeez did not fail to impress with the song played last amongst on stage fancy pants dancers and some help from the crowd. Heres a Bumblebeez remix of Down Down Down by The Presets. WOOOOOO!!

The Presets - Down Down Down (Bumblebeez Remix)

The close of Sunday saw two of the world’s hottest bands right now deliver perfect (or as close as can be) sets to the already satisfied splendour crowds. Bloc Party and the Arctic Monkey's were nothing but incredible. If the weekend wasn't already good enough for some people these two bands would have changed that and finished off an awesome and splendid weekend with amazing music. Lets just say the helicopter was swinging. haha. or not.

Bloc Party - The Prayer (The Knife Machine Remix)

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So a just over a week on from the close of best splendour ever (as declared by the event promoters and party goers alike), people are in pain. From broken eardrums to broken hearts and flu's and fistfights it is safe to say what a weekend. The best ever in fact. And we all can’t wait to do it again in 2008!!!!!

Party on Garth.
Party on Wayne,

Editors - All Sparks (Phones Remix)

Cut Copy - Rendezvous

Riot In Belgium - La Musique (Sinden Remix)

Monday, July 30, 2007

THE RETURN OF ELECTROCLASH

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With Parklife coming up soon and a quality version of “Switch Me” remixed by Ajax who will be an artist making a appearance, I thought it would be fitting to put this one up for people to have a listen to. I’ve been listening to The Emergency a fair bit lately so I thought I’d also share “We Got The Horror”. Check out The Emergency’s myspace to find out where you can get hold of their tracks to buy.

The Emergency - Switch Me (Ajax return to electroclash mix)

The Emergency - We Got The Horror

D.A.N.C.E

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Justice have surprised us with a remix of there own song, they don’t mind confusing people B.E.A.T was thought to be there remix of the original D.A.N.C.E track, maybe they have got sick of hearing it getting played none stop since it was realised and wanted a change. Anyways here it is and I have also added the MSTRKRFT remix, which has been around for a while now but is one of my favourites. Enjoy!

Justice - D.A.N.C.E (Justice Remix)

Justice - D.A.N.C.E (MSTRKRFT Remix)

Saturday, July 28, 2007

WELFARE

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We agree with Mac-Attack-Jack when he says that welfare is taking over the world. On a recent and reluctant visit to palm beach we snapped this little Polaroid amongst hordes of people lined up outside the suburbs major amenity – The Centrelink Office. As far as the eye could see people were lined up to collect their government cheques. Drunken veterans were waiting for their pension (to spend on the finest no doubt), dole bludging surfers couldn’t wait for the weeks wax supply and in between uni students were looking for their hard earned free money.

The one thing that this majority of palm beach locals had in common this day was the smiles on their dials when they walked out of the centrelink doors, some may have been missing teeth but that doesn’t detract from the fact that welfare can make you happy.

Inspired from this we’ve decided to hand out some welfare of our own to all the government reliant people out there.

Hope you enjoy the music…

Klaxons - Gravity's Rainbow (Soulwax Remix)

Kavinsky - Testarossa (SebastiAn Remix)

Dragonette - I Get Around (Midnight Juggernauts Remix)